To die by your sideeee is such a heavenly way to dieeee
Zooey Deschanel’s iPhone DIES
I think Zooey Deschanel is actually a captive in her own home. Siri is trying to take over the world.
What if Zooey Deschanel is completely insane
And if it’s not raining she doesn’t understand what’s going on and so people have to keep hoses over her windows so she keeps having to order tomato soup because she doesn’t remember how to eat solid food, all she can do is listen to Shake Rattle and Roll because THAT WAS THE LAST THING SHE HEARD BEFORE THE ACCIDENT
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