27 Feb
If I don’t wear my invisalign, I won’t get straight teeth, and if I don’t have straight teeth, my dad will never love me - my new mantra
20 Oct
- Dan: I'm at organs with Austin
- Dan: Rohan's
- Me: You joined the Riders of Rohan?
- Dan: Fuck
- Dan: It's won't let me type Rogans.
- Dan: Yup
- Me: What news do you bring of the Riddermark
- Dan: Nothing new I guess
- Dan: They all have iphones now
- Me: Oh awesome that's way better than convincing Gondor to light the beacons
- Dan: Better use or resources.
20 Jul
Does anyone know of any comedy tumblrs that take video submissions?
I’m hilarious and it’s time to tell the world.
20 Jun
How to Avoid Kissing People You Don’t Want to Kiss
15 Jun
Zooey Deschanel’s iPhone DIES
12 Jun
TRADER JOE’S FREAKS ME OUT
11 Jun
I talk about my first Hollywood job, the Sopranos, and how much I can’t deal with Gotye.
29 May
Mamma Shmia - Mamma Mia/Star Wars Parody
22 May
I’M ON REVENGE TOMORROW NIGHT
