If I don’t wear my invisalign, I won’t get straight teeth, and if I don’t have straight teeth, my dad will never love me - my new mantra
- Dan: I'm at organs with Austin
- Dan: Rohan's
- Me: You joined the Riders of Rohan?
- Dan: Fuck
- Dan: It's won't let me type Rogans.
- Dan: Yup
- Me: What news do you bring of the Riddermark
- Dan: Nothing new I guess
- Dan: They all have iphones now
- Me: Oh awesome that's way better than convincing Gondor to light the beacons
- Dan: Better use or resources.
I’m hilarious and it’s time to tell the world.
How to Avoid Kissing People You Don’t Want to Kiss
Zooey Deschanel’s iPhone DIES
TRADER JOE’S FREAKS ME OUT
I talk about my first Hollywood job, the Sopranos, and how much I can’t deal with Gotye.
Mamma Shmia - Mamma Mia/Star Wars Parody
I’M ON REVENGE TOMORROW NIGHT