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Alyssa. 22.
I'm a badass. And also probably a cartoon character.

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Alyssa Onofreo - IC Comedy Club’s Happy Feelings Good Times Show

Oh man…outside is outsiding so hard right now [x]

New standup y’all!

PRINCESS BLOGGER - FULL MOVIE
Based on a True Tumblr Post

Mari, a shut in blogger, spends most of her days eating pizza and surfing the internet with her best friend and phone, TK. When she finds out Prince Derrick, her favorite YouTuber, will be doing a liveshow in her town, she decides to go outside to see him.  But she gets kidnapped by the evil internet troll, Andy.  It is a tale of friendship, valor, and pizza consumption.

boom #2

boom.

WHAT SINGLE GIRLS DO ON VALENTINE’S DAY

(if you like this please reblog!)

my douchebag cat likes to be made into my bed