May 2013
oh it’s 1am? time to think of all the dumb shit i said to boys this year
May 26th
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OMFG
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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i can’t tell if sheila is being cuddly because she missed me or if she’s like ‘this is my bed now, why are you in it’
May 26th
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what if the way you have to tie saplings to stakes so they’ll grow straight was also what you had to do to wieners
May 26th
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sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
May 26th
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May 26th
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I graduated college one week ago. I miscalculated where my mouth was and poured tea all over myself one second ago.
May 26th
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vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 
May 26th
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bros-hoes-and-nintendo-s replied to your photo this is sad in a way 26andrandom replied to your photo This is kinda sad, dude. it is a little sad
May 26th
Anonymous asked: Don't worry. If you want to show your feet, go ahead. If you don't want to show your feet, go ahead. If you literally only ever want to show your thumb with a smiley face on it and claim it is you, go ahead! Actually that could be entertaining, I should take note of that.
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: Why do you always tease us with your feet how come you never show the whole thing :'(
May 25th
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Mom: why won't it stop raining
Mom: why why why why why
Mom: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
May 25th
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renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
May 25th
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umbrellaeon: everyone is so goddamn cute and im just like get out
May 25th
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intersectionalityis4lovers: don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’ or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
May 25th
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rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
May 25th
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update to things i ate today: pizza broccoli and cheese stuffed chicken handful of croutons i’m doing it i’m achieving my dreams
May 25th
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it is hurting me not to eat all of the prom food right now
May 25th
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protearbender: It’s very simple. We kill the
May 25th
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“Why did they train Luke up and not Princess Leia who was cooler, and had more to...”
– John Green in his newest Crash Course video (via kinuimani)
May 25th
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